Before there was Aesthetic Octopus, there was The Knowledgement & Mind Expansiveness Company. From time to time, I will repost “classic articles” from that site for your hopeful “enjoyment.”

As we all know, fruit is by far the most promiscuous of all the World’s species. Scientists that are of the most prestigious say that a fruit’s brain is wired to think of mating constantly, and therefore partake it the act quite often.

Due to the repetitiveness of the action, the species of fruit has had to get more and more creative throughout the ages to keep things interesting within the bedroom. Through extensive research, we have discovered fruit’s top 3 sexual activities. Here they are. Continue reading…