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Congratulations. We all now live in a world where we can buy our products with Robert Pattinson’s face! Or at least on July 1st we will, a day after the definitive Oscar bait of the year Eclipse opens up in theaters. Definitely super excited, will have to add this to my Twilight themed [...]]]>

Congratulations. We all now live in a world where we can buy our products with Robert Pattinson’s face! Or at least on July 1st we will, a day after the definitive Oscar bait of the year Eclipse opens up in theaters. Definitely super excited, will have to add this to my Twilight themed calendar. The one that is tattooed on my back. Some people ask, what will you do next year? Calendars only last one year…

I don’t have an answer for them yet…

In any case, click through to see the wonderful cards of the future!

                          

Are you excited? Well regardless of your excitement levels, the medals have been awarded and the cutest competitors have come out victorious!

AWW…you crazy kittens sleeping in that sink. Make sure to be courteous and if someone wants to wash their hands let them! You may be really cute staying in that sink, but good hygiene is very [...]]]>

Are you excited? Well regardless of your excitement levels, the medals have been awarded and the cutest competitors have come out victorious!

Bronze

AWW…you crazy kittens sleeping in that sink. Make sure to be courteous and if someone wants to wash their hands let them! You may be really cute staying in that sink, but good hygiene is very important.

Silver

Oh hey baby white whale! How has your day been? What crazy adventures have you gotten into inside that giant aquarium?

Gold

How did this happen?! Did you do that all by yourself? Regardless, this is going on the fridge! Oh, that doesn’t make sense? How can your craziness for putting flowers on your head go on the fridge? Not sure, but we’ll figure it out! You so cute!!!!!!!!!

Submit your cute pics at our twitter @AestheticOcto. We will almost certainly include them!

                          

Throw your abstinence club cards out the window with these new sex tipz! These are all from my new music video “Baby!” featuring my BFF Ludacriz.

1. The mating call

Got to make a call to all those babiez. If this doesn’t work, sext her.

2. Tell your girl how you feelz

Put your hand over your heart to [...]]]> Throw your abstinence club cards out the window with these new sex tipz! These are all from my new music video “Baby!” featuring my BFF Ludacriz.

1. The mating call

Got to make a call to all those babiez. If this doesn’t work, sext her.

2. Tell your girl how you feelz

Put your hand over your heart to let her know what body part is directing your actionz.

3. Cry a little

You got to let a baby know you’re sensitive!

4. Reiterate that your heart is driving your emotionz

Babiez forget.

5. Tell her you’ll crucify yourself with her love

You’ve got to let her know you’ll go that extra step.

6. Now smile!

This should get you mad babiez.

7. YOU’RE IN!!!

Nice one!

8. Now thrust…

Promise you it’ll be cool….

9. The climaxxxx

This makez all your hard work worth it!

10. Cry some more

That’s just what real guyz do after this kind of thing. Right?

                          

Every week we will be live blogging our radio show. Post requests/comments/famous-sayings in the comments section. Call in at 757-221-3268 to talk to us on the airz!

Would Lady GaGa’s relationship just turn out to be a bad romance? Are we really lame for making such a pun? Should she hook up with James Franco and [...]]]>

Every week we will be live blogging our radio show. Post requests/comments/famous-sayings in the comments section. Call in at 757-221-3268 to talk to us on the airz!

Would Lady GaGa’s relationship just turn out to be a bad romance? Are we really lame for making such a pun? Should she hook up with James Franco and James Franco’s pillow?

The Sigur Ros documentary is playing at the Kimball Theater two weeks from today. Let’s go see it as a family!

Kids know how to get viral these dayz…

• Are the kidz already taking over?
• Could you have come up with this at 5 or 7? Could you come up with this now?
• Should keyboards be alphabetical?

Lady GaGa + Joanna Newsom collab the greatest thing everz?!!!

We should all get radon checks!!!! A healthy family is a good one.

Backs out of contractz

Justin Bieber unfortunately backed out oh his contract to perform a Soulja Boy medley with Lady GaGa on our show. So blame him. Lady GaGa isn’t here because she is busy getting a boyfriend.

If anyone wants to come into the station and sing Soulja Boy you are more than welcome!!!

Woman are a natural resource

• Should we start offshore drilling for women? Mining? Do we need alternative sources of women to sustain our civilization?

New Favorite Spam. In reference to a post on a Longcat Fleece Scarf. “Bullet Proof Vests are so important. I have a wife and kids to think about. Always safety first.”

• Can someone please think about the kids and make a Bullet Proof Longcat Fleece Scarf?!

Snowpocalyspe

Rememberz to lock your doors and windows!!!! Burglar No Burglaring!

Is wearing a live cat on your shirt cool or trying to hard?

END SHOW!

                          

This recipe is based on the initial work of fadelines6 who has baked an amazing batch of Lady GaGa cookies and posted the pictures on her flickr account. As no recipe has been posted by this amazing person however, I have attempted a guess at the ingredients.

1 lb. flour

1 lb. mainstream appeal (can [...]]]>

This recipe is based on the initial work of fadelines6 who has baked an amazing batch of Lady GaGa cookies and posted the pictures on her flickr account. As no recipe has been posted by this amazing person however, I have attempted a guess at the ingredients.

Lady GaGa Cookies:

1 lb. flour

1 lb. mainstream appeal (can be bought in most stores)

1 1/2 lbs. crazy

2 lbs. songwriting ability

5 lbs. ridiculous fashion sense

3 lbs. the music video for “Bad Romance”

1/2 lb. hipster appeal (can’t be bought in most stores)

10 lbs. general awesomeness (the secret ingredient)

1 lb. nutmeg

Put in the oven for about half a year, and then initially serve to all of your friends who like Britney Spears and The Black Eyed Peas. Then wait six more months and serve to everyone. They’ll remain warm during this time, just trust the GaGa cookies.

                          

Periodically we will check in with the culture of the trend-setters of tomorrow and sext about our findings.

Oh I will always be urz Justin! So hot…

But who’s that old guy with the guitar? I [...]]]> Periodically we will check in with the culture of the trend-setters of tomorrow and sext about our findings.

1. Justin Bieber Released a Super Sensitivez Sneak Peek Of His New Song About Me, “Baby”

Oh I will always be urz Justin! So hot…

But who’s that old guy with the guitar? I spose it showz a new level of maturity on Justin’s part hanging with the grandpaz but still. Don’t want to see that with my eyez! Just write an amazing song about it and move on Justin!

2. Mileyz spotted in the L.A.

I just love what Miley has done to promote the peace aroundz the world. I just feel like when the terroristz* are making their plans in the caves of the bad countries they stop, just literally stop what they are doing right then and there whenever they see how much the American celebrities care about love, and happiness, and peace. They must REALize (this is real talk guyz and girlz. look at me gettin’ all suriious!) that we mean them NO HARM and that we don’t want to fight. So thanks Miley for keepin’ us SAFEZ!

3. Bring It On: Fight to the Finish Premiers Saturday!

There’z been a lot of anticipation for this movie in the last few months and I think it will live up to it. I know the Oscars don’t usually make good decisionz but I feel like this time around they may be forced to make the right decision and make this an Oscar. So let’s start this now and here just to be sure! Let’s get all of our friendz, our familyz, and even our petz! to go and write a petition to the Oscars and tell them what we want! This is America, and only through free speech can our voices be heard. It’s like Benjamin Franklin, the third president of the United States, once said, “Give me liberty, or give me death!” When given the choice, I will always foreverz and everz, choose liberty.

                          

Being no baseball buff (I’m a nerd I promise!) I really have no idea what years these pictures are from. But I think you will get the gist of what is going on.

The face of crazy is also very very attractive.

Don’t show this guy your flip books! I know you think you spent a lot of time making sure your stick figure completes a back flip “just right,” but this guy will destroy you.

Via.

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Don’t show this guy your flip books! I know you think you spent a lot of time making sure your stick figure completes a back flip “just right,” but this guy will destroy you.

Via.

                          

I’m not going to lie, most of these are pretty depressing…