Periodically we will check in with the culture of the trend-setters of tomorrow and sext about our findings.

1. Justin Bieber Released a Super Sensitivez Sneak Peek Of His New Song About Me, “Baby”

Oh I will always be urz Justin! So hot…

But who’s that old guy with the guitar? I spose it showz a new level of maturity on Justin’s part hanging with the grandpaz but still. Don’t want to see that with my eyez! Just write an amazing song about it and move on Justin!

2. Mileyz spotted in the L.A.

I just love what Miley has done to promote the peace aroundz the world. I just feel like when the terroristz* are making their plans in the caves of the bad countries they stop, just literally stop what they are doing right then and there whenever they see how much the American celebrities care about love, and happiness, and peace. They must REALize (this is real talk guyz and girlz. look at me gettin’ all suriious!) that we mean them NO HARM and that we don’t want to fight. So thanks Miley for keepin’ us SAFEZ!

3. Bring It On: Fight to the Finish Premiers Saturday!

There’z been a lot of anticipation for this movie in the last few months and I think it will live up to it. I know the Oscars don’t usually make good decisionz but I feel like this time around they may be forced to make the right decision and make this an Oscar. So let’s start this now and here just to be sure! Let’s get all of our friendz, our familyz, and even our petz! to go and write a petition to the Oscars and tell them what we want! This is America, and only through free speech can our voices be heard. It’s like Benjamin Franklin, the third president of the United States, once said, “Give me liberty, or give me death!” When given the choice, I will always foreverz and everz, choose liberty.