They’re human! The exact date of this is unknown, but this is three of the four members of Animal Collective at a much younger age. From left to right; Avey Tare, random, Panda Bear, Deakin.
Closing Tentacles:
Does this look like you when you were young?
You think all they wanted was four walls and adobe slabs at this point?
Were they interested in “girls” that didn’t share their DNA at this point?
How old are they in this picture? How old are they now?
Does seeing them like this make you think “I can make it too.” Has Animal Collective made it?
Is the random guy in the picture real upset he didn’t “make the band.” Is he the Pete Best of our generation? Do you know who Pete Best is?
I know there has only been one article so far in our column, Tween Beatz!, but this shall change soon as it now has its own radio show! The show will be one hour every Monday from 1 to 2 pm. There will be sexting, Justin Bieber, and sexting to Justin Bieber going on so don’t miss a second! Now go and watch some more Twilightz.
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Was the Olympics opening ceremonyz horrible? Should Michael Cera have been playing hockey with Wayne Gretzky while eating maple syrup? Do you have other suggestions?
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This picture depicts the famous Champion using the skills he learned from his lady master, to give Keyboard Cat his very own, relaxing cat massage. All of those hours at the keyboard, playing off the fails of the internet, has made Keyboard Cat’s back muscles very tense over the last year. Glad to see Champion knew exactly how to help!
Jay Leno may walk from NBC as well. Tired of made to look like the bad guy and angry at NBC, Jay Leno may leave the network with Conan. Well I know we have been trashing him the last few days, but this is pretty great of him. No matter how many airplane hangers full of cars he has, it’s never an easy decision walking out on millions of dollars and the job that you love for solely moral reasons. Perhaps, deep down, Jay Leno may have a little the best in him after all.
Jay Reatard is dead at 29. I never really got into his music, but he was fairly high up in the indie music world and will certainly be missed.
The star of Dexter has cancer. Between this and the Jay Reatard thing this is kind of becoming the most depressing links post I’ve ever created. EVERZ!
Wes Anderson gives acceptance speech through stop motion animation. How is he so the best? Probably a robot. Probably will destroy us all in 2k12. Probably will be too much for us to handle due to his heavy artillery arms/invincibleish armor. Robot Wes Anderson will be fairly formidable. Yes.
