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June 15, 2010

My Blog Is Bigger Than Yours

Wish I could say the same about another certain blog, but then I would just be a liar. NO LIARS ALLOWED ON THIS BLOG THAT THREE PEOPLE SUBSCRIBE TO!*

*Written in Sharpie on the door of our treehouse office.

February 21, 2010

Animal Collective In High School

They’re human! The exact date of this is unknown, but this is three of the four members of Animal Collective at a much younger age. From left to right; Avey Tare, random, Panda Bear, Deakin.

Closing Tentacles:

Does this look like you when you were young?
You think all they wanted was four walls and adobe slabs at this point?
Were they interested in “girls” that didn’t share their DNA at this point?
How old are they in this picture? How old are they now?
Does seeing them like this make you think “I can make it too.” Has Animal Collective made it?
Is the random guy in the picture real upset he didn’t “make the band.” Is he the Pete Best of our generation? Do you know who Pete Best is?
Will Panda Bear’z new album, Tomboy, rule/suck?

February 17, 2010

Olympics Venn Diagram

Closing Tentacles:

Have you been watching the Olympics?
Are the Olympics still relevant?
How many Google Tweetz have you made about the Olympics?
Are the Olympics just a fad?
Are the Olympics the new Neon Indian?

February 16, 2010

Tween Beatz Is Getting It’s Own Radio Show!!!

I know there has only been one article so far in our column, Tween Beatz!, but this shall change soon as it now has its own radio show! The show will be one hour every Monday from 1 to 2 pm. There will be sexting, Justin Bieber, and sexting to Justin Bieber going on so don’t miss a second! Now go and watch some more Twilightz.

February 13, 2010

Aesthetic Octopus Radio Show Live Blog 2/13/10

Every week we will be live blogging our radio show. Post requests/comments/famous-sayings in the comments section. Call in at 757-221-3268 to talk to us on the airz!

Was the Olympics opening ceremonyz horrible? Should Michael Cera have been playing hockey with Wayne Gretzky while eating maple syrup? Do you have other suggestions?

The pride of Canada?

Look At This Colonial Williamsburg Hipster!

Are you a colonial williamsburgz hipster?
Should be live blogging this show using a printing press?

If you could be any animal you wanted, which animal would you be? How many timez have you been asked this question?
If you had the once in a life time chance to be a panda, would you take that chance?

Beach House play live for P-fork

How do you feel about p-fork?

Neon Indianz on Jimmmmmmy Falllllon…….

Do you like Neon Indianz?
Are they too buzzy for you?
Is Jimmmmmy Fallllllon cool?

Too buzzy?

Help us make English the cutest language in the world!

Are you going to call in and sing “Cat Romance” for us?
Please?!

Best t-shirt in the world!

What’s your favorite season/character on The OC?
Is this show the best?

Do you think Broken Bellz is good? Do you like the Shins? Did Garden State ruin them for you? Are you one of those peoples?

A first attempt

A second attempt.

END SHOW!

February 4, 2010

Well Isn’t This Cute…

Hopefully my dorm rules don’t prevent me from adopting the cutest pet everz…

Closing Tentacles:

Do you believe in adopting petz simply on cuteness levelz?
How many z’s is too many z’s?
Is this picture adorbz or just cute?
Should indie bands try to be more adorable to get more viralz? Kitten Weekend big in 2k11?

January 30, 2010

Aesthetic Octopus Radio Show Live Blog 1/30/10

Every week we will be live blogging our radio show. Post requests/comments/famous-sayings in the comments section. Call in at 757-221-3268 to talk to us on the airz!

Neon Indian is so chillwavez….

Justin Bieber>Neonz Indianz>Miley Cyrus
2k11 will be Neon Native American-less

tweenz=indie, indie=tweenz
justin bieber is 2k10z AnCo

Our New MASCOT!!!

Is Beach House the worst band of 2k10?

We hope not, but probz according to the People

Keep making requests! Call in!

Justin Bieber>Justin Guarini>King Justinian of the Byzantine Empire>Justin Salvant

Juztin Guarini is pretty high up

Tune in next week for an in-studio performance of Lady GaGa and Justin Bieber covering Soulja Boy’s “She Gotta’ Donk”

Are Bro-Hipsterz the new thing? Bro-hipsterz>Bros>hipsters?

ADOPT ALL THE BABIES!

Kitten Teamwork!

Only together, can we overcome really adorable obstacles!

Lady GaGa Cupcakes!

Good job Blondie & Brownie! Also, if you want to make Lady GaGa cookies, here’s a recipe for that.

The perfect dessert to eat while not watching the Grammys!

END SHOW!