January 14, 2010

- Watch: Kids reenact Jersey Shore. This is the best. Downing juiceboxes at the bar and trucking in the bedroom seems like a pretty suite life.
- Watch: Aziz Ansari on Jimmy Kimmel. Aziz, you the best. Make sure to stay for the description of R. Kelly’s “explosive” concert. Putting scare quotes on words to imply a sexual meaning is so funny/original/Pulitzer Prize worthy!
- First person Tetris. Much harder than regular Tetris but mostly because it’s so much fun to just keep spinning around and only worrying where you end up after it is too late. Just like life!
January 9, 2010

- Picture Above: The best weatherman in the world was fired, so he made possibly the greatest montage in the history of weatherman related montages. I had no idea who this man was before the video, but now I am really sad that he is leaving us.
January 9, 2010

- Picture Above: Looks like this soldier is going to have “difficult days ahead” at home as well. (If you don’t understand why this is so great, use your anatomy knowledge which I am assure is your most extensive/vast area of knowledge.) Via.
- Picture: Dear F****** Creeper. A lady writes a letter to who she believes is a peeping Tom, and the man responds with another letter telling her what’s what.
- Judge sworn in with hand on dictionary. God will be so upset if he finds out! Let’s just keep this our secret…
- New Jersey Senate rejects bill legalizing gay marriage. At least God will be so happy about this…Also, if New Jersey is so worried about their reputation because of Jersey Shore, why are they doing even awfuler actions such as this? I bet Snookie and The Situation are much more tolerant/accepting than “the duly elected New Jersey Senate” or whatever.
- Watch: Vampire recruitment video. I am sorry for this…viral marketing for something that is awful (or at least looks like it) should not be encouraged. But on the other hand, this is pretty hilarious. So I shall encourage. Also insider’s tip (because I am an insider!) if you don’t fill our the information after awhile, the recruiter starts to get pretty annoyed.
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