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Octopal Approval

March 4, 2010

Traditionally Unenjoyable Activities I Would Rather Do Instead Of Watching The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

The list could really go on forever.

1. Read Heart of Darkness Backwards

If you thought reading it forwards took forever…

2. Mow The Lawn

Although mowing the lawn didn’t seem this cute last time I checked.

3. Do My Taxes

She doesn’t seem asleep.

4. Make Copies

Extra points for having to power the machine with a crank.

5. Paint A Fence

He looks like he’s having fun!

6. Shepherd Sheep

This may be a bad example. This actually looks really awesome…

7. Download Files On Internet Explorer

Maybe by the time they’ve finished downloading, Jay Leno will have lost his job!

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March 3, 2010

Will Your New Television Show Be Picked Up By NBC?

I wonder if you can guess what wonderful new television programs and what wonderful regurgitated television program were my inspiration  for making this.

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January 20, 2010

Links of the Third Daily Trimester 1/20/10

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January 13, 2010

Links of the Second Daily Trimester 1/13/10

  • Watch: Leno Victims Unit. Letterman suggests a new Law & Order spin-off that NBC should pursue.
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January 13, 2010

The Trailer to Jay Leno's Movie Is the Best Thing Ever

That was fantastic! I am surprised it didn’t top more best of the decade lists at the end of 1k999. Jay Leno as a “buddy-buddy” cop is the perfect role for him. Perhaps he should give up late night and go backz to the silverscreenz!

Here are some great quotes from that trailer that I am sure took a whole lot of time/effort/artistic-brilliance to write. Continue reading…

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January 12, 2010

Links of the Second & Third Trimesters 1/12/10

  • Buy: Apple bed. iBeds are so hot right now.
  • Fear hoodies! You best be safe/prepared/on-your-guardz on the streets.
  • M.I.A. may or may not have released a new song/video. The song is fairly good (besides poor sound quality) whether it’s her or not. But as I said earlier, my judgment is horrible.
  • Joanna Newsom releases awesome cartoon and hints at new album release date. No comment on this one except for !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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January 9, 2010

Links of the Third Daily Trimester 1/9/10

  • Picture Above: The best weatherman in the world was fired, so he made possibly the greatest montage in the history of weatherman related montages. I had no idea who this man was before the video, but now I am really sad that he is leaving us.
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January 9, 2010

Conan Best Not Be Fired

Jay Leno is the worst. The worst. The worst. The worst.

Here is my official letter to NBC, which I plan to send in the mail very officially.

Dear NBC,

Fire Jay Leno, please.

Thanks,

Doctorate Upholder

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October 19, 2009

Article Craving: Did You Know These Stars Dated?

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The above image is of Ashton Kutcher with Mad Men’s January Jones, who has GQ has recently proven, is quite attractive. The two apparently dated before she was an actress. Crazy!

The weirdest one is probably Justin Timberlake dating Fergie when he was 16 and she was 23. Weird! Because of the age difference and what not!

Anyways, here’s the rest of the actual list with pictures, but I think it would be fun to create some even more ridiculous celebrity couples of our own…

Continue reading…

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October 16, 2009

Quote Craving: Jack Donaghy

“Step into the light, Lemon. There’s nothing wrong with being fun and popular and just giving people what they want. Ladies and Gentlemen, Jay Leno.”

Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock, sarcastically introducing The Jay Leno Show.

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