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January 18, 2010
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This recipe is based on the initial work of fadelines6 who has baked an amazing batch of Lady GaGa cookies and posted the pictures on her flickr account. As no recipe has been posted by this amazing person however, I have attempted a guess at the ingredients. Lady GaGa Cookies:1 lb. flour 1 lb. mainstream appeal (can be bought in most stores) 1 1/2 lbs. crazy 2 lbs. songwriting ability 5 lbs. ridiculous fashion sense 3 lbs. the music video for “Bad Romance” 1/2 lb. hipster appeal (can’t be bought in most stores) 10 lbs. general awesomeness (the secret ingredient) 1 lb. nutmeg Put in the oven for about half a year, and then initially serve to all of your friends who like Britney Spears and The Black Eyed Peas. Then wait six more months and serve to everyone. They’ll remain warm during this time, just trust the GaGa cookies. January 10, 2010
We were starting to get pretty sick and tired of all the “how-to’s” on how to overcome the “awfulness” of simply being an entry-level hipster, so we figured we might as well embrace that coolness-caste rather than cast it aside into the fire and brimstone of hipster hell. So here is the first installment of a helpful guide if you simply want to be “kind of cool.” Continue reading… January 10, 2010
January 9, 2010
January 4, 2010
Kevin Barnes teasing a new Of Montreal song…see how long it takes you to realize what he is singing.
December 20, 2009
With Christmas and what not coming up, we’re going to give you all some gifs in the coming days. It’s probably the best gift you will ever receive! There you go! The list of albums included after the click-through… Continue reading… December 6, 2009
5. Cover the hipster’s feet in cement and drop it into a Jack Johnson concert.
 Lame Johnson. Jack Johnson is one of few musical acts that hipsters cannot even enjoy ironically. As soon as the hipster sees how many digital cameras (which the hipster is so above by the way) are in the venue and therefore the likelihood of photographic proof it was at the JJ concert surfacing on Facebook, the hipster will feel the need to take all the hard drugs currently residing in the its plaid chest pockets and overdose. |
          
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