This recipe is based on the initial work of fadelines6 who has baked an amazing batch of Lady GaGa cookies and posted the pictures on her flickr account. As no recipe has been posted by this amazing person however, I have attempted a guess at the ingredients.
Lady GaGa Cookies:
1 lb. flour
1 lb. mainstream appeal (can be bought in most stores)
1 1/2 lbs. crazy
2 lbs. songwriting ability
5 lbs. ridiculous fashion sense
3 lbs. the music video for “Bad Romance”
1/2 lb. hipster appeal (can’t be bought in most stores)
10 lbs. general awesomeness (the secret ingredient)
1 lb. nutmeg
Put in the oven for about half a year, and then initially serve to all of your friends who like Britney Spears and The Black Eyed Peas. Then wait six more months and serve to everyone. They’ll remain warm during this time, just trust the GaGa cookies.
We were starting to get pretty sick and tired of all the “how-to’s” on how to overcome the “awfulness” of simply being an entry-level hipster, so we figured we might as well embrace that coolness-caste rather than cast it aside into the fire and brimstone of hipster hell. So here is the first installment of a helpful guide if you simply want to be “kind of cool.” Continue reading…
Vampire Weekend on MTV’s Unplugged. So that exists. Also nice acoustic guitar in the cage on the back wall to increase the aesthetic “coolness” of the stage, MTV! Good work.