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June 8, 2010

Hey Guys, Has This Ever Happened To You?

Hey guys, how about we share our crazy stories of our punk children in the comments section. We all know we are the target demographic for this “Afterschool Special” from decades ago, and therefore have many stories that relate to this program.

Sharing is pretty cool guys!

Thank you! (our manners keep us on God’s side)

January 12, 2010

Links of the First Daily Trimester 1/12/10

Picture Above: What an iPod looks like after battling a treadmill. Don’t send your iPods into battles! Lesson learned. Hopefully.

Is God a PC or a Mac? Well I would hope that God doesn’t crash as often as my PC.

Tobey Maguire will not be in Spiderman 4? This is rather unverified, but also seems pretty legit. Did working with Natalie Portman change him? (I assume just being in the same room as Natalie Portman is a life changing experience.)

Watch: Paper Mario Bros. 3. Stop-motion awesomeness!

January 9, 2010

Links of the First Daily Trimester 1/9/10

Picture Above: Looks like this soldier is going to have “difficult days ahead” at home as well. (If you don’t understand why this is so great, use your anatomy knowledge which I am assure is your most extensive/vast area of knowledge.) Via.
Picture: Dear F****** Creeper. A lady writes a letter to who she believes is a peeping Tom, and the man responds with another letter telling her what’s what.
Judge sworn in with hand on dictionary. God will be so upset if he finds out! Let’s just keep this our secret…
New Jersey Senate rejects bill legalizing gay marriage. At least God will be so happy about this…Also, if New Jersey is so worried about their reputation because of Jersey Shore, why are they doing even awfuler actions such as this? I bet Snookie and The Situation are much more tolerant/accepting than “the duly elected New Jersey Senate” or whatever.
Watch: Vampire recruitment video. I am sorry for this…viral marketing for something that is awful (or at least looks like it) should not be encouraged. But on the other hand, this is pretty hilarious. So I shall encourage. Also insider’s tip (because I am an insider!) if you don’t fill our the information after awhile, the recruiter starts to get pretty annoyed.