Picture Above: This baby gorilla is soooo relaxed! Work mustn’t have been too BANANAS today. Do you get it? Did I do alright?
Watch:The Wes Anderson Spiderman Reboot. If you do nothing else today, watch this. This would have gotten its own post, but it is Thursday and I am super LAZYZ!
Picture:I’m the internet. I wonder how many kittens he had hiding in his beard…
Hipster Puppies! Aw adorably awfulz….I wonder how many of these are named after Panda Bear. Are these a Puppy Collective or Dirty Puppies?
This is something that looks like it should have millions of views already and yet only has 253…I may be wrong and perhaps this has already been an internet sensation and then the original video was taken down but I don’t know…This seems pretty unheard of.
In any case, if I am wrong, and your friend in middle school has already sent this to you multiple times, I apologize! Just thought the greatness of the video was worth the risk! I will escort myself to internet jail if necessary.
This recipe is based on the initial work of fadelines6 who has baked an amazing batch of Lady GaGa cookies and posted the pictures on her flickr account. As no recipe has been posted by this amazing person however, I have attempted a guess at the ingredients.
Lady GaGa Cookies:
1 lb. flour
1 lb. mainstream appeal (can be bought in most stores)
1 1/2 lbs. crazy
2 lbs. songwriting ability
5 lbs. ridiculous fashion sense
3 lbs. the music video for “Bad Romance”
1/2 lb. hipster appeal (can’t be bought in most stores)
10 lbs. general awesomeness (the secret ingredient)
1 lb. nutmeg
Put in the oven for about half a year, and then initially serve to all of your friends who like Britney Spears and The Black Eyed Peas. Then wait six more months and serve to everyone. They’ll remain warm during this time, just trust the GaGa cookies.
This picture depicts the famous Champion using the skills he learned from his lady master, to give Keyboard Cat his very own, relaxing cat massage. All of those hours at the keyboard, playing off the fails of the internet, has made Keyboard Cat’s back muscles very tense over the last year. Glad to see Champion knew exactly how to help!