Everything Is Terrible | Aesthetic Octopus

November 4, 2009

Daily Conception Video: "And Now Your Dog Wants A Massage"

This has already been posted by everyone else, but it had to be done. The original was a classic.

October 15, 2009

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A Complete History of Nickelback Wikipedia Page Vandalisms. Because apparently their being on Wikipedia in the first place wasn’t vandalism enough.
Unfortunately Named Professionals. Laugh like you’re in 5th grade again.
Watch: The Complete Guide to the Future. “The rapture is coming! The year 2000 is drawing near!” – Paul Revere
Barbie is putting on some weight. But how are little girls going to know they need to be unrealistically skinny, now?
Obama only ranked 15th in a list of the World’s hottest leaders. He can’t win all of the awards, I guess.
If Men’s Magazines Were Honest…men’s magazines would go out of business.
Babies love Beyonce. They feel like they can just “really relate” to her emotional lyrics.

October 14, 2009

daniel craig photobomb

Daniel Craig sports mustache in a photobomb. Picture above, obviously.
New Da Vinci painting! The painting is of a sullen girl, which obviously represents the child Jesus and Mary Magdalene had after having premarital sex on top of the “Missing Link” while in the middle of a gay rights rally. Or at least probably.
Watch: How to get beat up worse than before! A great instructional video found by Everything is Terrible! Learn such valuable information such as slapping those who are stronger than you is far more effective than a punch or even running away.
Watch: Japanese offer an even more terrible version of Spy TV. Does anyone even remember that show? Even better, does anyone remember that Michael Ian Black (who is the best) was the host of that terrible, terrible show? Well if you do happen to remember, just think of that show plus more snipers and that’s what this video is.
Picture: My Neighbor Jerks My Chicken. The thing is, I’m a vegetarian.