October 20, 2009

Pre-Arrested Development movie contract mess:
Michael Cera>Jesse Eisenberg
Now:
I don’t know! Jesse Eisenberg seems so cool lately! And…
Adventureland>Year One. That wasn’t even close! One was one of the best movies of the year and the other was unwatchable!*
In any case, here is an article about how they are not, contrary to popular belief, the same person. And here is an argument from a few weeks ago that commenters on Videogum had on wheter which actor is better.
*The exclamation points will never become tiresome and lose inteded affect!
October 19, 2009

The above image is of Ashton Kutcher with Mad Men’s January Jones, who has GQ has recently proven, is quite attractive. The two apparently dated before she was an actress. Crazy!
The weirdest one is probably Justin Timberlake dating Fergie when he was 16 and she was 23. Weird! Because of the age difference and what not!
Anyways, here’s the rest of the actual list with pictures, but I think it would be fun to create some even more ridiculous celebrity couples of our own…
Continue reading…
October 18, 2009

Twenty-five year old researcher Robert Thomas has revealed to Gawker that he worked with Mr. Heene in creating the balloon hoax idea. The motive behind the hoax was apparently for the sole purpose of making the Heene family famous.
Read the full article here.
Will this finally be the last post about balloon boy? I sure hope so!
October 15, 2009

Gabe Liedman, who has many great videos online with his sometimes comedy-partner and now full-time cast member of SNL, Jenny Slate, wrote “a treatise” on the show Glee for Videogum today.
It seems as if both Gabe and myself are in similar boats (just a couple of sailors, we are)* when it comes to this show, as we have both refrained from watching it until last night, probably more-or-less for how it was marketed.
Personally I am still a bit on the fence, but at the very least Jane Lynch is great in pretty much every scene, so the show has something worth watching.
Read Gabe’s treatise here.
*Just sailin’ those crazy crazy seas. You know.
October 13, 2009

Slate imagined what a Twitter-themed episode of Seinfeld would be like.
Example Dialogue:
GEORGE: Who are you? The queen of tweets? I think I tweet the perfect amount.
JERRY: You know, you’ve got to have something to tweet about in order to tweet.
GEORGE: I got plenty to tweet about, baby!
The whole script here.