Aesthetic Octopus

Wu Tang Venn Diagram

Doctorate Upholder — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:48:34 +0000

Helpful tip of the day. Stay out of trouble guys!

Closing Tentacles:

Do you like Wu Tang?
Do you wish you were part of Wu Tang?
Are you a gangsta/nerd?
Would you ever fuck with Wu Tang?
Is Wu Tang still relevant/old?

Traditionally Unenjoyable Activities I Would Rather Do Instead Of Watching The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Doctorate Upholder — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:53:46 +0000

The list could really go on forever.

1. Read Heart of Darkness Backwards

If you thought reading it forwards took forever…

2. Mow The Lawn

Although mowing the lawn didn’t seem this cute last time I checked.

3. Do My Taxes

She doesn’t seem asleep.

4. Make Copies

Extra points for having to power the machine with a crank.

5. Paint A Fence

He looks like he’s having fun!

6. Shepherd Sheep

This may be a bad example. This actually looks really awesome…

7. Download Files On Internet Explorer

Maybe by the time they’ve finished downloading, Jay Leno will have lost his job!

We Should All Buy More Zoobooks

Doctorate Upholder — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:30:00 +0000

Well I am sold…

Will Your New Television Show Be Picked Up By NBC?

Doctorate Upholder — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:47:22 +0000

I wonder if you can guess what wonderful new television programs and what wonderful regurgitated television program were my inspiration for making this.

Stream the morning benders New Album

Doctorate Upholder — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:08:51 +0000

Happy Birthday Justin Bieber/Ke$ha!

Doctorate Upholder — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:36:05 +0000

I got you both cake…you grew up so fast.

Closing Tentacles:

What are you getting them for their birthday?
Should we celebrate birthdayz?
Have you ever had a birthday? Have you ever met someone who had a birthday?
Whose birthday do you care more about, Justin Bieber/Ke$ha or a once close friend? Close call?
Are birthdays cool/lame?

Aesthetic Octopus Radio Show Playlist 2/27/10

Doctorate Upholder — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:03:56 +0000

1. Small Planet – Ferraby Lionheart

2. Friday Night – Elephant Parade

3. Kevin and Brendan Paint an Image of Chicago w/Casual Women – Happiest Lion

4. Comfy In Nautica – Panda Bear

5. Icarus - White Hinterland (mp3)

6. L.E.S. Artistes – Santogold

7. Intro Like This – DJ E

8. In The Flowers/My Girls - Animal Collective

9. Excuses - the morning benders (mp3)

10. Walk In The Park – Beach House

11. Golden Phone – Micachu & The Shapes

12. iamundernodisguise - School of Seven Bells

13. David Byrne & Fatboy Slim - Please Don’t (Featuring Santigold) (mp3)

14. Giving Up The Gun – Vampire Weekend

15. Ambivalence Avenue – Bibio

16. You’ve Got The Love – The xx

17. Golden Pendulum – The Big Pink

18. I’m In Love With A Ripper – YACHT

Aesthetic Octopus Radio Show Live Blog 2/27/10

Doctorate Upholder — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:59:04 +0000

Every week we will be live blogging our radio show. Post requests/comments/famous-sayings in the comments section. Call in at 757-221-3268 to talk to us on the airz!

The New Olympic logo for 2k12

Do you approve?
Is this clever?
Is this lame?
Would you have come up with this?
Are the Olympics obsolete?
Should they have had AnCo design the new logo? Would that have made the Olympics feel more authentic? Would that have made the Olympics go more “mad viralz?” Is AnCo authentic anymore?

Animal Collective’s New Art…

Would you pay $140 for this?
Are you mad AnCo didn’t even draw/paint this themselves?
Is this good/middle school level quality?

DJ E. Listen.

Lady GaGa just out on the town

Is Lady GaGa the best?
Will this fashion trend catch on?
Are you excited for her new video? Do you know when her new video is coming out?
Should we all try to achieve the celtic druid “aesthetic”?

the morning benders’ “indie wall of sound”

KEEP YOUR VALUABLEZ WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING COOL, THERE’Z A GOOD CHANCE SOMEONE ELSE WILL WANT IT TOO!!!

She'll probably steal your stuff.

ZORDON!!!

are you givin up the gunz?

Do you want some cat cake?

THE END!

An Ode To Justin Bieber’s Lipz

Doctorate Upholder — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:44:03 +0000

This is my official submission to J-14’s Justin Bieber Kiss Contest. I hope I win!

THE END!

Let’s All Enter The Justin Bieber Kiss Contest!

Doctorate Upholder — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:31:51 +0000

So I was cruisin’ J-14’s website today when I can across this awesome contest that may change my life foreverz!

We should all enter this!!! Here is the link to do so. I’m just SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW!!! This is like when New Moon was about to start and I had a seizure in my seat I was so excited. GREAT NIGHT, GREAT MOVIE!!!

Anyways, I have made my submission and will be posting it soon as a separate post. RIGHT NOW!!!