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It’s been a long summer, but our show is back on tonight on WCWM 90.9! New time, same boring people.

We will play things (most likely) and there might even be laughing involved.

As usual, free cake will be given to every listener!*

Listen online here.

It’s been a long summer, but our show is back on tonight on WCWM 90.9! New time, same boring people.

We will play things (most likely) and there might even be laughing involved.

As usual, free cake will be given to every listener!*

Listen online here.

*there will be no free cake

                          

See the rest (including Tommy Wiseausaurus) here.

So can we stop making fun of hipsters now? Please?

So supposedly someone’s cousin met Michael Cera at a coffee shop, had a 2 hour conversation with him, and then got this snazzy list of movies and TV shows that George Michael Bluth is a fan of.  Pretty solid list I must say.  Wes Anderson? Check. Kurosawa? Check. Coen Bros? Check.

Hmm... This could go either way...

Did you know that “there are over 2 million couples in the United States secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages”? Did you also know that “gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathroom” [...]]]>

Hmm... This could go either way...

Did you know that “there are over 2 million couples in the United States secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages”? Did you also know that “gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathroom” and that they are often ironic around their friends? IRONIC.

If you didn’t know these things (that are also called FACTS, not misguided opinions based on broad stereotypes or anything), then you should read this highly informative article that is not at all hilarious.

                          

These are fake movie posters for Lucas Lee (Chris Evans), one of the seven evil exes from the smash hit blockbuster (ha ha get it? because it totally failed at the box office despite being an amazing movie?) Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

View the rest at Buzzfeed.

That zebra is not even fake. That yard is not even fake. This is the real shit bitches.

P.S. How long until this gets autotuned and put on itunes for 99 cents?

Duke Silver > LCD Soundsystem (although Dance Yrself Clean is a great song)

Also, curse you NBC for putting off my Parks & Rec until the spring.  And for Outsourced? Grrr…

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So while I was away, this happened. And they might even go so far as to collaborate on a song together. With Raekwon. Social networking, what can’t you do??

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World opened in theaters today, and to coincide with the film’s release graphic designer Martin Ansin created this epic poster (which you can buy if you live in the Austin, Texas area. It went on sale at the Alama Drafthouse South Lamar today).

Make sure to [...]]]>

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World opened in theaters today, and to coincide with the film’s release graphic designer Martin Ansin created this epic poster (which you can buy if you live in the Austin, Texas area. It went on sale at the Alama Drafthouse South Lamar today).

Make sure to check out the film, which stars Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Jason Schwartzman, Chris Evans, Kieran Culkin, Anna Kendrick, and Aubrey Plaza.

                          

Using a whiteboard and posting pictures of it on the internets of course!

So good job! (Even if this might be fake)

Oh, Craigslist. The Gift That Keeps on Giving.

You can blast Tegan and Sara for fucking DAYZZZZZZ bitches!

Last week we told you about the magic that was Kanye West’s new Twitter account.  As you perused his seemingly not-that-surprisingly materialistic tweets you were probably thinking to yourself, “If only I could see these tweets as New Yorker cartoons”. Well good news kids, now you can!  Screenwriter Josh A. Cagan has done a number [...]]]>

Last week we told you about the magic that was Kanye West’s new Twitter account.  As you perused his seemingly not-that-surprisingly materialistic tweets you were probably thinking to yourself, “If only I could see these tweets as New Yorker cartoons”. Well good news kids, now you can!  Screenwriter Josh A. Cagan has done a number of Kanye’s tweets so far, and we can expect more in the coming days.  Check ‘em out here.

                          

The MTV VMA’s are known more for outrageous celeb behavior than the actual nominees. Which is kind of okay, because, let’s face it, the nominees usually suck. Head-scratchers this year include 5 nominations for the generally panned Beyonce/Lady Gaga collab “Video Phone” (it somehow managed a nod in Best Female Video over “Telephone”), [...]]]>

The MTV VMA’s are known more for outrageous celeb behavior than the actual nominees. Which is kind of okay, because, let’s face it, the nominees usually suck. Head-scratchers this year include 5 nominations for the generally panned Beyonce/Lady Gaga collab “Video Phone” (it somehow managed a nod in Best Female Video over “Telephone”), a nomination for 30 Seconds to Mars (they still exist?) in Video of the Year, and a disturbing lack of Janelle Monae (she only scored 1 nomination for Best Choreography).

With that being said, there were some nice surprises hidden amongst the list of nominees. Gaga dominated with a record-setting number (13), but hipster-approved acts like Florence + The Machine (4 nominations, including Video of the Year for “Dog Days Are Over”), MGMT (2 nominations including Rock Video for “Flash Delirium”), and Broken Bells (for Best New Artist) also did well.  Miike Snow, Mumford and Sons, and The Black Keys were nominated in some of the lesser categories, too.

The VMA’s will be broadcast on MTV on Sunday, September 12 at 9pm ET.

                          

Vulture did a quick interview with Arrested Development series creator Mitch Hurwitz in which we learned these precious nuggest of info:

So there ya’ have it, kids! After months and months [...]]]>

Vulture did a quick interview with Arrested Development series creator Mitch Hurwitz in which we learned these precious nuggest of info:

• The script for the film is about halfway done.
• All of the main cast members are on board.
• It will not make any money at the box office.

So there ya’ have it, kids! After months and months of speculation in which seemingly every principal cast member was questioned about the likelihood of a big screen version of the cult TV show, it would seem that it might actually (and surprisingly) find it’s way to a movie theater. Steve Holt!

                          

Though he has only been on Twitter for 2 days, Kanye already has one of the best accounts on the site. Sample tweets include: “My thoughts on Twitter so far… at the end of the day, God damnit I’m killing this shit!!!” and “120,000!! This is way to much I need a moment!!! [...]]]>

Though he has only been on Twitter for 2 days, Kanye already has one of the best accounts on the site. Sample tweets include: “My thoughts on Twitter so far… at the end of the day, God damnit I’m killing this shit!!!” and “120,000!! This is way to much I need a moment!!! Can I quote myself or is that like talking in 3rd person which Kanye loves to do LOL”.  He also posts a lot of Napoleon-related pics. So why aren’t you following him yet??

                          

It says the author is Chris, but I believe it was probably RAAAAAAAANDY.

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aka Dreams Really Do Come True.

As you may well know, Community is one of Aesthetic Octopus’ favorite TV shows.  So when we discovered that the “hero whose cyber-punches have the power of kicks” was going to be appearing in comic book form (it will be attached to [...]]]>

aka Dreams Really Do Come True.

As you may well know, Community is one of Aesthetic Octopus’ favorite TV shows.  So when we discovered that the “hero whose cyber-punches have the power of kicks” was going to be appearing in comic book form (it will be attached to the Season 1 DVD, out September 21), we got slightly excited.  If you are not familiar with Kickpuncher, watch the vid below. Then head over to EW for an interview with series creator Dan Harmon.

                          

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Well, for one episode anyway. The in-demand White will play a crazy anthropology professor on the show’s sophomore season premiere. Hopefully this will give the show a much-needed ratings boost, seeing as how it is one of the best and most daring comedies on TV.  Now we just need to get White on [...]]]>

Well, for one episode anyway. The in-demand White will play a crazy anthropology professor on the show’s sophomore season premiere. Hopefully this will give the show a much-needed ratings boost, seeing as how it is one of the best and most daring comedies on TV.  Now we just need to get White on Parks and Recreation…

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If Deadline is to be believed, a remake of the 1977 masterpiece Oh, God! is in the works with everyone’s favorite Golden Girl to take the title role (Paul Rudd would play the mortal lead).  Though the project is still in the very early stages, it seems too perfect [...]]]>

If Deadline is to be believed, a remake of the 1977 masterpiece Oh, God! is in the works with everyone’s favorite Golden Girl to take the title role (Paul Rudd would play the mortal lead).  Though the project is still in the very early stages, it seems too perfect to not come to fruition (although naysayers like Moveline would disagree).

Betty White = The meme that keeps on giving!

                          

Check out the full list here, and my take on the nominations after the jump. THE GOOD:

Kids Re-enact the American Revolution