Just a few hours ago, lead author and my good friend Doctorate Upholder (who’s real name will not be released, for anonymity), was arrested for allegedly stealing electronic equipment and lab coats for making videos and such. I know this because I was his cliche “one phone call”.  Please show your support for Doctorate!

join the facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=236773433674

I know Doctorate and I have had our problems, considering he has stolen my equipment in the past, and my girlfriend, and my dignity.  I am willing to look past it, to prove his innocence. His kleptomania has further developed him into a worse condition then first suspected.  Conventional methods of the law, such as jail will not help heal my friend. Please help him receive the treatment he deserves.

Thank You.

NomNom and The Aesthetic Octopus Team