Katy Perry Names New Album “Teenage Dream”

Almost stealing Beach House’s album title “Teen Dream,” my guess is that Katy will be pretty unoriginal with her song titles as well. Here’s my prediction for the track list. You might (read definitely) have to be a Beach House fan to get these…Basically just know that this did not take me much time and this track list is very close to the track list of “Teen Dream.” Joke now ruined through explanation! If you’re still curious though, you should click through!

1. Zebraz

2. Bronze Soul

3. Sweden

4. Walk In A Park

5. Used To Be Kissing A Girl

6. Suitors of Mine

7. Times That Looking Back Were More “Good” Than These Modern Times

8. 100 Kilometer Radio

9. Pretty Authentic Affection

10. Take Card

So yeah. Katy Perry everybody! The worst…

Also, Travis had the original idea for this list, so if you found it funny even though I ruined the joke for you even before you clicked through, you should thank him! Send him a sleeping cat!