I'm So Over Being Mainstream, The Animal Collectives Is My New Hottest Band

Tonight, I’m going to own the night. I’m gonna’ be runnin this town alright! Earlier this morning I was listening to my iPod Nano on full blast, becuz my parents were being SO ANNOYING and I had to drown them outz, and after the fifth time I listened to “Boom Boom Pow” by the Black Eyed Peas on repeat I had an epiphany like you see in the movies all the time! (FYI: That last link was for the grownupz! Trying to appeal to everyone to get more viralz.)

My epiphany, that was superz awesomez by the way, was that I need to be more of an individual! I need to be more like Bella Swan. Even though she had a lot of friends, she always stuck true to herself and to her heart and that is why Edward lovez her so much! She may just be a lamb but she’s her own lamb!

So that is why I’ve decided to completely revamp myself. Total makeover! As soon as I had reached my epiphany, I ran over to what was formally named Jonas (I named my laptop Jonas, like a mainstream loser!) and searched the internet for my new self. After literally yearz of searching, I finally found the new me. It’s called The Animal Collectives.

The Animal Collectives

I immediately bought all of their mp3s on my iTunes and was immediately singing along to their catchy tunes which I blasted on the speakers my parents gave me this last Christmas. My little brother ended up trezzpazzing into the room to ask what “that awful noise” was, and I told him he needed to SHUTUP. He just didn’t get it. Some people are so DUMB sometimes.

So after my annoying brother finally left what is supposed to be my private room to express myself, I went back to the internet on The Geologist (I renamed my laptop) to find something I could wear while being my new self. Something that was really me. You know?

And then…drumroll please…I found it. Or should I say, them? LOL!

OMG! OMG! OMG!

When I saw these, I was like, “These were made just for me!” And so I bought the small Brooklyn (a place in New York City apparently) company who makes these’s whole stock. So nobody but me, can be me!

They originally said they would arrive in one to two weeks, but then I told them that I would pay whatever it costz, with my dad’s credit card, to get them to me NOW, so they should be arriving any minute! How can you put a price on being who you want to be?

The Animal Collectives are who I am now, so you’re just gonna’ have to live with it mainstreamz!

I’d love to tell you more about my new self but a new episode of The Real World is on.